Plants for a Future - gives an edibility and medicinal rating of garlic mustard (and other plants).

"Invasion of the Garlic Mustard" skit (.pdf)

Recipes:

• Garlic Mustard Pesto from Wildman Steve Brill.
• Garlic Mustard in Lemon Sauce from Wildman Steve Brill.
• Wild Mustard Seed Mayonnaise from Wildman Steve Brill.
• Pasta Salad and Pesto from the Minnesota Department of Agriculture.
• Mrs. Z's Garlic Mustard Mashed Potatoes and other winning recipes from the 2005 "Garlic Mustard Challenge". Find recipes on page 8 of WDNR's "Invaders of the Forest".
• Garlic Mustard Cheese, Dip and Mayonnaise from The Countryside Cookbook by Gail Duff.

Garlic Mustard Jokes:

• Q. Does garlic mustard have a family tree?
  A. No, they have a family patch.

• Q. Why did the garlic mustard mother tug on her baby?
  A. Because he was a little sprout.

• Q. Why did the garlic mustard lady go to the spa?
  A. Because she felt she was going to seed.

• Q. Why did the FBI and NASA investigate the garlic mustard patch?
  A. Because they heard there were alien invaders.

• Q. Why did the garlic mustard cross the road?
  A. To contaminate the other side.

• Q. How does garlic mustard keep rhythm?
  A. By its tap root.

• Q. Why was the garlic mustard sad?
  A. Because his girl friend had to leaf.

• Q. What did the garlic mustard coach say to his players?
  A. You have to be-leaf in yourselves.

• Q. What did the garlic mustard husband say to his wife?
  A. I think weed be better off with another sprout.

• Q. Why did the plant have to wear diapers?
  A. Because he was a garlic mus-turd.

• Q. What kind of clothes does garlic mustard wear?
  A. T-weed.

• Q. What do garlic mustard parents do at a soccer game?
  A. They root for their little sprouts.

• Q. Why did the garlic mustard sailor leave his wife?
  A. He had to go to see-d.

• Q. What highway did the garlic mustard family take on vacation?
  A. Root 66.

• Q. What did they call the historic battle between the natives and the invaders?
  A. (Garlic) Mustard’s Last Stand.

• Q. Why did the chicken roll around in the garlic mustard patch?
  A. Because he wanted natural seasoning.

• Q. Why did the garlic mustard cross the road?
  A. Because he was stuck to the chicken’s foot.

• Q. Why was there so much commotion and music at the forest’s edge?
  A.  Because there was a garlic mustard in-FEST-ation.

• Boy #1:  Hey look, there’s a patch of garlic mustard.
  Boy #2:  Great – I need some for my hot dog!

• Knock, knock.     -- Who’s there?
  Garlic mustard.   -- Garlic mustard who? (repeat three times, then say…)
  Knock, knock.     -- Who’s there?
  Orange.             -- Orange, who?
  Orange you glad I didn’t say garlic mustard!